Dicembre 2011
family: you're beautiful
friends: gurl, you're so pretty
boys in my school: what is that gorilla doing here?
“There’s a hole in my heart so I fill it with food, but I’m never full.”
– Homer Simpson (via liamdestroy)
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
“Soffocare” non è la parola esatta, ma è la prima che viene in mente....”
– chuck palahniuk (via it-hurtsinstead)
“Mi sono rotta il cazzo persino di te che mi piaci tanto, figurati cosa posso...”
– Cake repository: Dichiarazione d’amore (via egoteque)
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
– C. Fields (via naturae)
“Lay with me, I’ll lay with you. We’ll do the things that lovers do, but the...”
– The Maccabees (via crediamo)
